How come the Newspaper ended up on top of the only spot on the entire driveway that was wet?

Newspaper lands on top of only spot in the driveway with water, how did the newspaper person take such amazing aim, and do it in the dark?

Is this an immaculate conception of sorts?  Is what I believe to be water actually tears generated by the picture of the eye on the front page?

Should I have left the newspaper where it was and called the media to witness this miracle?

Even more amazing, when I came back later on to check on the large teardrop, the tear had vanished into thin air.