Daily PUMA Column - Commentary by Alessandro Machi

Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Donald Trump Interrupts Hillary Clinton 51 times during their first debate, DailyPUMA suggests a Digital Scoreboard Tally of Interruptions for next Debate.

The Final Score was Donald Trump 51, Hillary Clinton 17 in terms of interrupting each other while the other was speaking. DailyPuma suggests two digital scoreboards be placed, one under each debater with "Interruptions" Displayed to describe what is being counted.

When we examine the Interruption Numbers, we can see just how inequitable they really are. The debate was 90 minutes, so each side had 45 minutes to speak. Basically, Donald Trump interrupted Hillary Clinton every 53 seconds she spoke and then probably stole the next 7 seconds of time on average. So not only did Donald Trump interrupt Hillary Clinton every 53 seconds that she spoke, Trump actually stole almost 5 and 1/2 minutes of Hillary Clinton's time in the process. Hillary Clinton had 39.6 minutes to speak because Donald Trump stole approximately 5.4 minutes of Hillary Clinton's time. Whereas Hillary Clinton took only about 2 minutes of Trump's time. 

All in all, Hillary Clinton got 41.6 minutes to speak, Senior Potty Mouth Interruptus, aka Trumpus Interruptus, got 48.4 minutes to speak n sniff.

Of course Trumpus Interruptus won't agree to a digital number spotlighting his mounting interruptions in the next debate because that would just be a slippery slope to him releasing his Deplorable Tax Returns.


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Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Donald Trump's camp can't do Math when it comes to how much 50% Deplorables really is.

Donald Trump's math needs reworking, as evidenced by his 50% Deplorables commercial.  

Of those who voted in the Republican Primary, Donald Trump received the lowest percentage of overall voters in a Republican primary since Ronald Reagan had more primary votes than Richard Nixon in 1968 but subsequently lost the nomination to Nixon.

Donald Trump received around 36% to 40% of all Republican Primary Votes, so when Hillary Clinton cited half deplorables, that number is actually only 18% to 20% of the Republican party primary voters, and only 9% to 10% of  all Republicans who will vote in the presidential election in October. As with his business ventures, leave it to Trump to once again inflate his deplorable numbers.


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Sunday, September 11, 2016

Google Hillary Clinton Exercising, Google Donald Trump Exercising, Google Barack Obama Exercising.

Sad to say, when I googled Hillary Clinton exercising, then clicked on the images tab, literally nothing came up that related to exercising.  When I googled Donald Trump excercising, about the only thing that I saw that related to exercising was some golfing pictures.

But when I googled Barack Obama exercising and clicked on images, it was like GQ magazine colliding with Sports Illustrated. The difference between Obama's images and Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump's images were beyond stark.

So I am challenging the Hillary Clinton campaign, does Hillary Clinton exercise? If Hillary Clinton does not exercise and won't start exercising, then I'm not going to vote for her. I won't vote for Trump either.

This is getting into the realm of ridiculous now. I have to watch Hillary Clinton have a momentary spazz out while mixing it up with reporters over a whatever the heck it was cup of coffee, at least show the world that she gets her butt on an elliptical and frickin does a workout. Very few people would raise an eyebrow if Hillary Clinton stumbled after a sweat raising 30 minute elliptical workout.

Shame on the Hillary Clinton inner circle for enabling and deluding Ms. Clinton into thinking she is above physical exercise.  

First, get well from your pneumonia Ms. Clinton. It is very dangerous to sit in bed all day long when one has pneumonia. Simply sitting in a chair for prolonged periods of time is the type of pneumonia pushback that can help avoid a fatal result. I noticed that with my parent when they were hospitalized with pneumonia, their strength began to come back once they were seated next to their hospital bed. Ironically, nurses can't sit with their patients so they are not allowed to seat their pneumonia patients. But since I was there I was able to monitor my parent while in the chair and their turnaround was quite remarkable.

Real pneumonia can zap someone for a couple of weeks and if they rush getting better before they really are, they can relapse. My own parent took 2 months to fully recover from their consecutive bouts with pneumonia, but they were significantly older than Ms. Clinton and the healthcare supervisor at the hospital forced my parent to leave a couple days too early, which resulted in the relapse.

But as you get better, START EXERCISING. And when you are able to do 20 to 30 minutes on an elliptical, start doing interviews while you ride on your elliptical. There still is time before the election to do an exercise make over. I think it will depend on if your inner circle is brave enough to stand up to you. I hope they are.

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Donald Trump has a potty mouth, Hillary Clinton says "Deplorables in a Basket", Evidently Conservative Religious Leaders like the Potty Mouth.

Donald Trump uses his potty mouth at his rallies to win over his supporters in the way a comedian aligns an intimate audience by talking about "them", aka those not in the room. Hillary Clinton calls the other guy "Deplorables in a Basket", and then apologizes.

Jimmy Carter once stated he lusted after other woman, and was sorry about it, yet the Republican politicians, many immersed in their own affairs, mocked him. 

Republican politicians talk a good game when it comes to religious conservatism, yet they they seem to have the lust, bloodlust and sewer speak perfected, and apparently religious conservatives like it that way.

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Saturday, September 10, 2016

Please Bitch Slap this Condescending Idiot, Louie Gohmert.

If ever a politician deserved to be bitch slapped until he just shut up, it would be Louie Gohmert. This guy was a judge in Texas for 10 years in the 90's. God help everyone in Texas. What a snarky, pathetic saddle sore.

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Thursday, September 8, 2016

Trump Exposes Trump, or, Senior Potty Mouth and why do religious conservatives approve of that potty mouth.

How about a video on Donald Trump and his swearing, and then ask the alleged conservative religious sector why they support senior potty mouth.







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Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Google blogspot glitch affects DailyPUMA.

The magic of automatically updating blogs via their RSS feed seems to not be working properly. All I can do is report it to Google and hope they fix it.  If your blog is suddenly at the bottom of a column even though you recently posted, its more likely a Russian hack then it is something DailyPUMA did, although its probably not a Russian Hack either.

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Saturday, September 3, 2016

Melania Trump sues blogger and Daily Mail for saying stuff that is about a jillion times less damaging than what is written about the Clintons in the National Enquirer and Weekly Globe week after week.

Donald Trump's path to the presidency involves a wall, suing people, and people he'd like to put in jail. Is there a commercial in there for Hillary Clinton to use?

How about a montage of Trump stating…..Person A….should be in jail, ….. Person B, should be in jail,  Cruz should not be running he is not a citizen,  Obama should not run, he is not a citizen, add in Trump talking about who he is going to sue. Might really bring home what drives Donald Trump to success, accusing and suing others.


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